Ground control to Major TomCommencing countdown…engines…on!

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COLBERT: “Yes, Obama’s contradicting the Jesus. And I right now would like to read to you what the Jesus said about homosexuality. I’d like to, except he never said anything about it. Evidently, Jesus was so filled with rage that he was speechless. But I am confident that he condemned it all the time in private when he was hanging out with those twelve other dudes at their elaborate dinner parties where they all sat on the same side of the table. Just living the bachelor life together, drinking wine and working on their washboard abs.”

COLBERT: “Yes, Obama’s contradicting the Jesus. And I right now would like to read to you what the Jesus said about homosexuality. I’d like to, except he never said anything about it. Evidently, Jesus was so filled with rage that he was speechless. But I am confident that he condemned it all the time in private when he was hanging out with those twelve other dudes at their elaborate dinner parties where they all sat on the same side of the table. Just living the bachelor life together, drinking wine and working on their washboard abs.”

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theconversationwithamanda:

What would you tell your 14 year-old self? 

The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet Thursdays 11/10c on Lifetime

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thecrazytruth:

…ouch

thecrazytruth:

…ouch

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Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Official Trailer 2012

Official still of The Vampire Diaries season finale for thursday! This is of Aunt Jenna and Elena’s parent’s in a flashback scene. We’ll get to meet them and see Elena happy go lucky in her cheerleading uniform, dating Matt, and pre-vampire/magic lifestyle.

Official still of The Vampire Diaries season finale for thursday! This is of Aunt Jenna and Elena’s parent’s in a flashback scene. We’ll get to meet them and see Elena happy go lucky in her cheerleading uniform, dating Matt, and pre-vampire/magic lifestyle.

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Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American

epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…

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petitetiaras:

Always be thankful for what you have.

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penguinteen:

The Kristin Cashore Graceling Realm digital sampler is now available for FREE for all e-reading devices (except B&N, slight glitch there, but should be up and running shortly)! The sampler contains an excerpt of each Graceling, Fire and Bitterblue, AND some exclusive content—letters between Bitterblue, Katsa, Raffin, Bann, and Po that were exchanged the spring before Bitterblue takes place. Links below:
Amazon
Apple
Google

penguinteen:

The Kristin Cashore Graceling Realm digital sampler is now available for FREE for all e-reading devices (except B&N, slight glitch there, but should be up and running shortly)! The sampler contains an excerpt of each Graceling, Fire and Bitterblue, AND some exclusive content—letters between Bitterblue, Katsa, Raffin, Bann, and Po that were exchanged the spring before Bitterblue takes place. Links below:

Amazon

Apple

Google

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"This is hilarious. First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticising me for looking normal."

- Jennifer Lawrence on comments about her weight (via jenniferlawrencedaily)

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stripperpeetas:

girlwhowasonfire:

buttercupeverdeen:

thatcavescenes:

everlarkable:

the-worth-of-life:

deleted scene?

eye sex.

woah eye sex indeed.

they’re both looking at effie tho. 
so that’s awkward. 

I love how everyone interprets judging glares as eye sex.

its more of a death stare okay

stripperpeetas:

girlwhowasonfire:

buttercupeverdeen:

thatcavescenes:

everlarkable:

the-worth-of-life:

deleted scene?

eye sex.

woah eye sex indeed.

they’re both looking at effie tho. 

so that’s awkward. 

I love how everyone interprets judging glares as eye sex.

its more of a death stare okay

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